Joker Side Hill Hotel

Recent Reviews: 601

• User: Bbethemily

  Trip type: Couples

  Worse

  Can’t believe it’s still open let alone advertising. Worst place we’ve ever been… wouldn’t go there if they gave us a free holiday…Changed rooms 3 times still no better , food disgusting, plastic cups for breakfast never got any milk… whole experience disgustingCan’t believe it’s still open let alone advertising. Worst place we’ve ever been… wouldn’t go there if they gave us a free holiday…Changed rooms 3 times still no better , food disgusting, plastic cups for breakfast never got any milk… whole experience disgusti… Read more

• User: Y9280DPphiliph

  Trip type: Family

  Mr P Herron

  I must say this hotel is absolutely disgusting, let me begging by saying you get what you pay for as some people have put on the reviews but I’m sorry to say we did not get what we paid for. The pictures that are advertised on the website is nothing like the ones that I will post on here if I can then you can make your own mind up by saying we got what we paid for it we didn’t. When we first arriv… Read moreI must say this hotel is absolutely disgusting, let me begging by saying you get what you pay for as some people have put on the reviews but I’m sorry to say we did not get what we paid for. The pictures that are advertised on the website is nothing like the o… Read more

• User: noahdevoir

  Trip type: Business

  Don't deceive people, Don't make your holiday a hell here!

  I was here, as you can read from other comments, all was deeply terrible, at first i just entered the hotel and saw about sixteen people in reception they were all fighting with the receptionist. Told myself that i could get use to but i just lately understood the reason why the bullet hole was on the reception glass wall.I got Hungry and waited in the Unending que to get some terribly prepared fo… Read moreI was here, as you can read from other comments, all was deeply terrible, at first i just entered the hotel and saw about sixteen people in reception they were all fighting with the receptionist. Told myself that i could get use to but i just lately understood… Read more

• User: 888merves

  Trip type: Couples

  Never choose

  Big remorse to choose this hotel. Meals are terrible, hygiene is none, there is no alcohol or drink at the bar besides beer and rom. Our sheets can't be changed before 3 days and they said there are no textile in the hotel. Our towels weren't enough. There was a long line before every meal. Pool is very small and crowded at any hour. Waters are not cold in any time of the day in this hot weather.… Read moreBig remorse to choose this hotel. Meals are terrible, hygiene is none, there is no alcohol or drink at the bar besides beer and rom. Our sheets can't be changed before 3 days and they said there are no textile in the hotel. Our towels weren't enough. There was… Read more

• User: patricia23mw

  Trip type: Family

  *WORST HOTEL EVER WARNING DONT BOOK !*

  We booked all inclusive and that was a waste of money as we ate out almost every day. They should close this place down. It isnt for international guests and the do not cater for international guests. The food is absolutely revolting. Flies everywhere. They might as well cook flies and rice for dinner. I bet people in prison eat better food. The staff cannot speak English so it is very difficult t… Read moreWe booked all inclusive and that was a waste of money as we ate out almost every day. They should close this place down. It isnt for international guests and the do not cater for international guests. The food is absolutely revolting. Flies everywhere. They mi… Read more